Free Art Happenings

Looking at art is the cheapskate's pearl necklace on a pig: You stand there looking suave, biding your time until you can request your fourth glass of Yellow Tail and a seventeenth Trader Joe's cheese cube without rousing suspicion. Because, after all, this is ART, dammit, in a super slick GALLERY, and everyone is a sophisticate. You and I know, however, that freeloading itself is an art, and luckily for us SFArts.org has a fantastic listing of all the free showings and art entertainment in SF; both with cheese cubes and without. Find out what's on this weekend, gratis, at http://www.sfarts.org/Free_Works2.cfm