As you may know, the SF Bay Guardian is the leading & original weekly "alternative" newspaper here in San Francisco.  They're feisty & venerable, bringing a real local perspective on the issues that matter (or should matter!) to San Franciscisans.

We're all looking for stuff to do.

But when you're jaded and broke in San Francisco, it can be a struggle. What to do? Walk out on the street and hope you run into a "6 foot 7 inch Jew" who will freestyle rap 4 you (it's been known to happen)?

Kidnap some tiny person aged 0-18 and you have access to a day full of free admission to some of SF's finest attractions - 35 museums, tours, ball parks, historical monuments, boats, etc. Free MUNI for kids most of the day, too. More details here: http://www.dcyf.org/content.aspx?id=2512

Seriously. Do it. These kids rock with the free events and happenings about town that cater to the tightwad set. Pinch a penny in your buttcheeks and sign up for their newsletter of what's going on...including the First Annual Cheap Bastard Happy Hour Thursday, October 26 (http://upcoming.yahoo.com/event/114383/). See you there!